April 7, 2024 Southwest flight 3737 LA to Austin
To cut to the chase, if you are thinking of getting a ticket to see this show, save your money.
Perhaps it was the fact it was a full flight, but the mid-plane flight attendant, Rachel, really mailed this one in. The performance was devoid of any enthusiasm, manufactured or otherwise, and felt more like a matter-of-fact rote recitation of the safety briefing. As a matter of fact, I was so taken aback by the lack of emotion I checked my program to see if it was an understudy; it was not.
Rachel was unenthused when demonstrating the seatbelt, the oxygen mask and, most notably the life vest — barely pantomiming pulling the inflation cord or blowing into the inflation tube, which is usually a “gimme.” Compounding the poor showing, Rachel barely moved her arms when indicating the location of the emergency exit doors — another lost opportunity for a redemptive crowd pleaser.
To be clear I have an appreciation for stark minimalist performances, and sorely miss the days when I could enjoy a completely affectless performance such as those on Interflug, the former East German airline. Yes, the fall of the Soviet Union and associated Berlin wall may have been a net positive for the world, but it certainly rang the death knell for the austere flight safety performance. Though I worry about the state of world affairs as more and more countries lean towards authoritarian governments, I am heartened to think that someone like Viktor Oban might stimulate a return to a post-modern nihilist briefing on the Hungarian state air carrier, Malév.
But, I digress…
However disappointed I may be with the merely performative nature of today’s safety briefing, I would like to give the crew the benefit of the doubt and perhaps chalk it up to being a turnaround flight of back to back full capacity planeloads. That doesn’t make it better, it may simply explain it.
One check in the “pro” column is the plane being a Boeing 737 Max8. With it’s problems with the thrust control systems and door panels that blow off mid-flight, perhaps Rachel can redeem herself with water ballet in the event of a water landing.
All in all, I recommend eschewing this traveling company and seeing the original Broadway cast while you still can.